You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
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Jealous of the flawless curves and perfect proportions of plus-sized models? Don’t be — many of them wear padding for photoshoots.
i’m glad this photoshoot happened because i know a lot of fat girls (myself hella included) that have issues w their bodies bc they’re not the right kind of fat. so thanks for reminding me that i’m the right kind of fat. i’m the right kind of me.
“Plus sized”
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Take care of my human for me, until my return. He is a weak human, a broken and scarred human. But he will never forget meal times, nor forget to keep your bathroom clean. He will come to check on you hourly, even if it is not always welcomed, and knows where the itches are when you ask to be pet.
Please keep him warm as he does not possess fur. Please keep him company as he is lonely. Please take care of my human.Until my return.
This has just brought me to tears as I recently lost my cat to leukemia and it really hurts not having him around anymore…
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Trying to prove something to my mom.
Please reblog if you think pansexual is real, she keeps telling me pansexual is just a fancy term for bisexual.
sorry guys apparently im not real or something
I thought I was real.
Only 3,072 people think I’m real. That’s depressing.
I’m sorry y'all are apparently imaginary.
(Source: skelledong, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
About to tell a straight guy that he’s cute.
Can’t wait to be told, “I’m not gay.”
I will update.
He’s not gay.
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Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise
Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you
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— skye, probably (via agentsofbadcomics)
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Vodka Tia Moran
