Dean’s reaction to meeting a young girl version of himself basically.
(Source: deanspopculture, via awwhawkeye)
You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.
#im not sure what good they expect these streetcars to do when no one will be able to find them
(Source: candice-bear, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
(Source: whatt-the-fucking-fuck, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I love the term scientist because it’s so vague. Whenever I hear scientist, I imagine someone hurriedly trying to do every kind of science at once
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- Eldon Marris: I don't think you realize who you're up against. Trent Hazlit is a corporate hitman--he's capable of anything.
- Me: I don't think *you* realize who you're dealin' with here. Eliot Spencer is an *ACTUAL* hitman.
(Source: mishasteaparty, via starklyjd)
I’m gonna start watching Attack on Titan
Wish me luck
what the fuck
what the FUCK
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humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
I want to hug this post
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