AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA
Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
CALM YOUR TITS
If you think this is good as a gif, for the love of god unmute it.
HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!?
I can do this. Is this not normal? Please, I’m a freak who doesn’t do humanity, I’m not being a snob.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
this is like the 10th vine of a dog i’ve posted and im not even sorry honestly you’re welcome
BABY
(via goblinbutch)
Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Black Widow can kill a man using just her thighs. Going down on her isn’t so much a sex act as a trust exercise.
(via goblinbutch)
I am actually writing my second paper in a week on this exact topic.
(Source: africant, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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“ i-want-my-iwtv:
“ Fuck you. I am a constant fucking delight. [X]
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Exclusive interview with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. star Chloe Bennet. (x)
(Source: chloebenet, via fyeahaoscast)
