have you ever noticed how in ‘twelve days of christmas’ so many of the gifts are various birds? who has access to these many birds? why is this person receiving so many birds? can i receive this many birds? i want answers
(Source: truenightwings, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
the last gif is so serious you would never even guess that shes talking about eating food off the ground or not
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“Here for a rematch?” HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER
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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse-blog, via lathori)
in what dimension is die hard a christmas film
just because it happens at christmas?I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you
Die Hard is a fucking tradition
DIE HARD IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE, YIPPEE-KAI-YAE, MOTHERFUCKER.
(Source: College Humor, via lathori)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
(Source: wingsofbadass, via lathori)
“ she rules her live like a bird in flight and who will be her lover ” - Rihannon, Fleetwood Mac
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silly silly little comic
Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’
Oh my fucking gods this is perfect
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Vodka Tia Moran
