I believe in Sherlock Holmes. He promised…
(Source: msholmss-blog, via sherlockspeare)
Think horseback riding isn’t a sport?
You lift weights, I lift water buckets.
You run 1 mile, I ride 10.
You work with a team, I work with a 1200lb animal who I have to communicate with, an animal that doesn’t understand words.
You have 4 quarters, 2 halves to show what you got?
I have less than 2 minutes to bring it.
When you fall down, you fall a couple of inches. We fall more than 5 feet.
Your sport is one season, ours is all year long, even in the freezing cold.
Who is the athlete now?I love this.
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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
THERES A TON OF SCREAMING AND YELLING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOARD OF DINOSAUR-GOAT HYBRIDS BEING SLAUGHTERED IM TOO SCARED TO LOOK OUTSIDE OH MY GOD
turns out I forgot I live next to an elementary school and I’m not used to being home in the middle of the day when they have recess.
I hate all of you for reblogging this
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i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you say this like it’s a bad thing
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"Puny god."All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg. He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed. He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….
such an amazing actor. 1000% proud of his marvelous work.
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This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
Oh.
Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.
Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.
itS BACK YEEESSS
praise the lord that this exists
BLESS
Everybody on my blog has to read this RIGHT NOW.
GOD BLESS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST. Everyone with a uterus deserves your respect for handling this shit, do not even think about being a rude fuckhead about it.
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how I wear art is none of your business
“The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any.”
I hope they use a badass sun cream.
(Source: soilesusanna, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
