Always reblog The Princess Bride
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MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
this film though ffs
“Have fun storming the castle, boys!”
“You think it’ll work?”
“It’d take a miracle.”
“Byeee!~”
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Reasons why sexism is wrong
I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.
Guys this needs more notes.
WHOA WHOA WHOA omg praise this
I reblog this more compulsively than anything else on Tumblr.
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Reasons why sexism is wrong
I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.
Guys this needs more notes.
WHOA WHOA WHOA omg praise this
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this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
fucking turtles, man
it’s like, they know
(Source: sirensonthewater, via clockwork-mockingbird)
Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter.
Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.
It definitely was.
That was exactly what the movie was about, what are you talking about.
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“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents didi’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
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pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of…
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people who can pull off a fedora and glasses:
- Patrick Stump
- ???
- ?????? ??
- ???!!! ???„„…?
- ???????.„,..??????!!!111…???
- don’t even try buddy
- DONT EVEN TRY
*cough* Ashton Irwin *cough*
dONT EVEN TRY BUDDY
*COU GH COUGH COUGH* ASHTON IRWIN *HACK HACK COUGH*
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