deanpleasepassthegravy:
“ forestbeneathme:
“ keepmywhiskeyneat:
“ wyvernchild:
“ lavender-ice:
“ please.
”
That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the...

deanpleasepassthegravy:

forestbeneathme:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

wyvernchild:

lavender-ice:

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

(Source: under-dark-stars, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

dapenguinninja:

proudvaginaowner:

Stand up by Donald Glover live from New York and speaking the damn harsh truth.

Speaking on male privilege

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fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

(Source: pottergifs, via awwhawkeye)

lumos5001:

6ae:

screeches:

i just realised its 12/13/14 today aka the last sequential date of this century god damn 

Its 13/12/14 americans please stop

just because you don’t have any more sequential dates doesn’t mean that we can’t 

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hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

(Source: hanadoodles-archive, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

(Source: noelanthony, via starwarsisgay)

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM.

GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING.

GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

i have just been notified that it is daylight savings time

carry on

(Source: milkdudes, via starwarsisgay)

resident-cat-expert:
“ I must have reblogged this like ten times by now
”

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

(Source: kendrawcandraw, via starwarsisgay)

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

lance hunter + tumblr text posts

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