I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
(Source: bigspender, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.
(Source: meladoodle, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
can this be shown like at the beginning and ending of commercial breaks or something? just, often and endlessly repeated.
I can’t stress how important this is and how religions or ideas should not justify taking away basic human rights
(Source: brains-in-vats, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
calming starter sentences
- "Its okay, I'm here."
- "I'm not going to leave you."
- "Everything is okay."
- "I'm going to protect you."
- "I believe in you."
- "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
- "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
- "You're not going to lose me."
- "I love you."
- "I'll stay right here, okay?"
- "Just breathe."
- "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
- "You're everything to me."
- "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
- "Do you want to talk about it?"
- "You don't have to be alone."
BEFORE AND AFTER
The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
why am I laughing so hard???!!!
(via awwhawkeye)
Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay the whole time
EVERY
MEMBER
OF
TORCHWOOD
Welcome to Torchwood, leave your heterosexuality at the door and come in
(via starwarsisgay)
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
(via starwarsisgay)
!!! shoutout to the tan and the dark-skinned asian girls !!!
!!! shoutout to fat asian girls !!!
!!! shoutout to asian girls who aren’t east asian !!!
!!! shoutout to asian girls who don’t fit the pale petite east asian mold because you’re all incredible and still worth the same validation and praise and love as the rest of them !!!
(via dadnetos)
