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kisses-with-sherlock:

whatzettuya:

junoinferno:

youdonothing:

 

I feel so inadequate.

You’ve got to be kidding me…that man is giftwrapping god

what the shit

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"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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a-hipster-lesbian:

I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.

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Tags: adler lookit!

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angergirl:

I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”

“Oh dear,” I said.

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Tags: be polite to your service workers please

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estpolis:

pac-man confirmed by wikipedia to exist in ‘real life’

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ericrileyy: “ jameswilsonn: “ Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance. ” This always makes me happy. ”

ericrileyy:

jameswilsonn:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

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spookysprinkles: “ mobrienorwhatever: “ Michael Brown Jr. (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014) ” We should make this the most reblogged image on Tumblr. ”

spookysprinkles:

mobrienorwhatever:

Michael Brown Jr. (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014)

We should make this the most reblogged image on Tumblr.

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I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.
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giddytf2: “ propertyofseverustsnape: “ neonbrightblack: “ Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party. ” always reblog ” Yes. ”

giddytf2:

propertyofseverustsnape:

neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

always reblog

Yes.

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benedictedcumberbabeof221: “ acitymadeofsong: “ wasureneba: “ tomlinfaggot: “ liquidpixie: “ dialray: “ ultimagus: “ littlewhinging: “ still one of the best things ive ever seen. slaughter melon reporting for duty. ” BROCONUT ” m a n g ERI NE ...

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

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