you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
this post always makes me happy
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some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass
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This has been taken so seriously that not only has his remains have never been moved by the Church or State, but workers too were careful not to disturb the grave during the restoration of the church in 2008.
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This is my favorite thing ever.
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
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if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
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I’ve always assumed most women do this, but every time I bring it up to a friend she always acts like I reinvented the wheel, so just in case y’all don’t do this and it might come in handy:
If you’re a plus-size lady or just have really large breasts, you’ve probably noticed most the cute bras are made for the itty bitties. Easy fix: buy a pack of bra extensions. As long as you find your cup size, you can make any bra fit. I found mine at Target for 7 bucks; and they have them available with two hooks or three. Even if you find a bra in the junior section, as long as it’s your cup size, you can even use multiple extenders at once to make anything fit. The four I bought today were size 34 and I typically wear a 38 or 40.
WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT! What! Why is this news to me? WHAT!
For my followers with big boobs!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
BRA EXTENSIONS ARE A THING?????
I thought everyone knew that? You can also get them at Joann’s. They come in black, tan, and white.
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And they said college would be harder than high school…
i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor
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Don’t mess with Gimli
They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf
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Vodka Tia Moran
