for people who do not speak english natively, it says “minimum” in cursive
Excuse me but I’m a native speaker and a graduate of a 4-year university with a BA in English and this took me a minute to translate becAUSE WHY THE FUCK AINT YOU DOTTIN YO I’S SON LIKE DAMN HOW ANYBODY GON’ READ THAT WITHOUT GETTIN’ A FUCKIN’ HEADACHE
(Source: pleatedjeans, via clockwork-mockingbird)
unlearn racism & white supremacy without expecting some kind of pat on the back for believing in basic human rights
(via bleedingwillow96)
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
I work in a cake shop and I have to check all orders for delivery before they get sent out, my first shift involved me bringing out a huge 10 inch cake that weighed at least 13 pounds with the words ‘FUCKITY BYE!’ In capitals and attached was a gift message of ‘smell ya later Louise’
this is awesome
(Source: toocooltobehipster, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
when people ask me to watch their stuff in the library
“no problem”
The bond created between you and whoever asks you to watch their stuff in the library is so real and I have no idea why.
(Source: ghostcongregation, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Britain’s smallest bird, the Goldcrest, weighs the same as a teaspoonful of sugar.
(Source: becausebirds, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
It is the truth. A year ago I was living in a basement. This is my view this year.
(via starwarsisgay)
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
THAT’S CHEATING
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…
did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????
YES
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
THIS IS SO UPSETTING.
(Source: terror4o4, via starwarsisgay)
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
but what if ashley reblogs
Tried really hard to ignore this but the guilt was overpowering
(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via starwarsisgay)
thisisevenharderthannamingablog:
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
damn
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done
If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.
this post just keeps getting better
There are tears in my eyes
(via starwarsisgay)
Vodka Tia Moran
