I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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consultant-ninja-from-gallifrey:
That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.
headcanon accepted
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.HEADCANON ACCENPTED
HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
HEADCANON COMPLETELY FUCKING ACCEPTED.
forever reblog
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“boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-”
“people would probably like you better if-”
FAVOURITE POST
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I redrew Kovu as a human because I’m a huge square.
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
I call you a genius since you just validated a crap load of people’s gigantic crushes on a cartoon lion.
I feel like I’ve been waiting for this fan art my whole life.
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I’m watching Thor on TV (again), and I will never stop giggling over the scene where Jane, Darcy and Erik are checking Thor into the hospital.
Because Jane gets all defensive and flustered when Darcy announces that she hit Thor with the van, before trying to deflect onto…
Third time on my dash, still funny.
I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE.
I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD
(Source: awkward-elevator, via awwhawkeye)
AmoeBAND became a 2012 IDEA Award Finalist by innovating every possible aspect of the plaster (band aid).
The design revisions were:
- Strategic cut-outs shape to fit fingers in such a way that it is easy to bend them and not disrupt the bandage.
- An intelligent dressing material allows you to regularly check wounds from the outside, without upsetting the healing process.“According to research, the when an infection of a wound is detected, the pH value is between 6.5 and 8.5. AmoeBAND’s indicator cross turns purple, alerting the user needs to change it immediately.”
- Since the bandage material used exudes a leather-like feel, availability in different skin-tones helps it blend in, without overly highlighting the injury.
- The packaging has been redesigned to a matchbox style and includes Braille instructions.
Hat tip to designers Tay Pek-Khai, Hsu Hao-Ming, Tsai Cheng-Yu, Chen Kuei-Yuan, Chen Yi-Ting, Lai Jen-Hao, Ho Chia-Ying, Chen Ying-shan, Weng Yu-Ching, and Chung Kuo-Ting
it’s always funny when people improve on something and you look at the innovations and it’s like so fucking obvious what needed to be changed, but yet no one seemingly thought of it until then, yourself included
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There will come a time when this gifset, and everything it is attached to, is something I no longer find hilarious.
Today is not that day.
And according to the stars, tomorrow ain’t lookin’ so good, either.
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How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
This.
(Source: moondustandpaperclips, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Vodka Tia Moran
