imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
you have a beautiful imagination
beautiful
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so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard
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As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
This is way cooler to look at than it should be
Science side of Tumblr would like to add:
Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.
The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.
reblogging again for what engineer—cat said
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memes come and go but bees and the skeleton war are forever
i lied. bees are not forever. go to savebees.org to learn more about how you can help
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google search: how to survive the shitty three weeks of school after thanksgiving and before winter break
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My math teacher had that in his room and i was the only student in there who got the joke
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![tastefullyoffensive:
“ “The hardest part of being in a biracial relationship is taking a picture together.” [whatthecaptcha]
”](http://68.media.tumblr.com/b7fef0f57853ce04fdf6b67713ab2795/tumblr_mye9jxCYH61qewacoo1_500.jpg)
“The hardest part of being in a biracial relationship is taking a picture together.” [whatthecaptcha]
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decorated my pinetree
it’s a christmas tree
The fact that this works with both his first and last name tho…
Chris-tmas Pine-tree
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I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
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