kayla-ships-klaine-and-destiel:
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
because you know the media never will
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there is a dead woman who lives beside us and her car hasnt moved in about a year and there were wasps making a nest like this.
there is a dead woman who lives beside us
We’d like to ask you a few questions
(Source: willzone, via awwhawkeye)
“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
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you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
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santa saw you reading all that gay porn
(Source: deserthearts, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
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lilyevanswasntgingershewasred:
He wasn’t.
JAMES POTTER WAS A MUTHA FUCKIN CHASERRR.
(Source: missprongs, via awwhawkeye)
