hair and make up goals:
reality:
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hair and make up goals:
reality:
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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
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when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test
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I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
at first i was really worried about this post but then i sobbed happily
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FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.
oh fuck this is great
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—
Peter Boghossian, and What Gay Pride Actually Means
A great answer to people who bring out the “Why would you be proud of being gay?” rubbish.
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