justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Great icebreakers for a first date
1. What do you think the a in lgbtqia stands for?
2. When I say ferguson police department what’s the first thing that pops into your head?
3. On scale of 1 to 10 how unreasonable do you think the dress codes for young girls are?
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When I hear people say that they ship Elsa and Anna together
When I hear people say that they ship Dipper and Mabel together
When I hear people say that they ship Tadashi and Hiro together
When I hear people try to justify incest shipping by saying “I can ship whatever I want”, “It’s fictional!” and “They love each way too much to be just brother and sister.”
Incest shipping in general
This whole post bless it
(via awwhawkeye)
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
I WOULD MARRY YOU ON THE SPOT IF YOU BOUGHT THIS FOR ME.
(Source: monodialogue-blog, via lathori)
Oh thank God
at the end of Monsters Inc it says that no monsters were harmed either
![patrick-stumps:
“ [patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
”](http://68.media.tumblr.com/2ce29920c59a4ca79b02f9751e49822f/tumblr_n5exssGr6J1syc42ao1_500.jpg)
[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(Source: patrick-stumps, via lathori)
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
i ship it
we all ship it
(Source: racingbarakarts, via lathori)
Man Saves a Shark
look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.
OH MY GOD
SO MUCH LOVE
SAVE ALL THE THINGS
EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES
That is really badass. Awesome.
im so happy right now that just made my day
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