no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%
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- laurens: i will put my "A" down to make “A”
- lafayette: i will add to your “A” to make “AT”
- mulligan: i will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
- hamilton: i will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
- laurens: [flips the board]
Signal boost this: today is the LAST day you can sign up for Obamacare in order to get health insurance for the year
Last week, the Trump administration announced that they were rolling back advertising for Healthcare.gov, the website where U.S. citizens can sign up for Obamacare. So writers and celebrities started making their own ads for you to share so that everyone gets health insurance.
Gifs: Colton Dunn
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You ever meet someone and you can tell they grew up in a household where The Simpsons was banned ?
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like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:
- top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
- Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome
- yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
- fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
- let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
- reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment
- the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon
- the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
- I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
- angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one
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Sens. Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders introduce bill to block Trump’s potential Muslim registry
- Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is introducing a bill that would prevent Donald Trump from creating a Muslim registry.
- The bill, according to the Washington Post, is sponsored by several key Democrat senators including Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Jeff Merkley, to name a few.
- The legislation would prohibit federal government agencies from establishing any kind of “immigration-related” registry based on religion, race, age, gender, ethnicity, national origin, nationality or citizenship.
- The bill would block a program similar to the National Security Entry-Exit Registration System, a database built by Trump transition team member Kris Kobach in 2001 under the Bush administration. Read more
Call your senators and urge them to SUPPORT THIS.
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Star Wars AU: Evil Skywalkers
After taking control of the Galactic Senate, Padmé Amidala declares herself Empress, enforcing her oppressive regime with the aid of two former Jedi, Emperor Anakin Skywalker and General Obi-Wan Kenobi, and a massive clone army.
Years later, Padmé and Anakin’s two grown children, Luke and Leia, work to expand the Empire’s reach, recruiting a smuggler by the name of Han Solo. They oversee the construction of the massive, planet-destroying weapon, the Death Star, which will solidify their family’s control over the entire galaxy.
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Kids. I want you to listen to me very carefully, okay? The next Executive Order will likely be a sweeping anti-LGBT one. Steve Bannon is orchestrating these shocking, abhorrent EO’s through the President to destabilize and divide us. He is trying to make us tired, he is trying to weaken us so that we are more susceptible (and welcoming) to an authoritarian regime.
Get ready, okay? The next EO will be anti-LGBT. They will crouch it in terms of “religious freedoms” but make no mistake about what it will be. Do not let him divide us or scare us. Be aware of what is happening. Prepare yourselves for this to happen. Stoke your anger now. Put your rage to work. Brace yourself.
Well, I knew it was a matter of time. But my god. Here we are. Already.
So much for being a full citizen of the US.
There’s also one in the works on ‘cyber security’
From NBC:
Though the White House denied that an executive order affecting LGBTQ rights is in the works, many in the community are already bracing for the planned reintroduction of the First Amendment Defense Act (FADA) — legislation that Trump promised to sign during his campaign. That bill would prevent the government from being able to punish individuals, businesses and institutions who refuse service to LGBTQ people based on religious or moral convictions. The offices of Sen. Mike Lee and Rep. Raul Labrador both confirmed to NBC News last week that they plan to introduce FADA.
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seduce me with obscure knowledge of history
*seductive voice* Alexander Hamilton wasn’t allowed to fast track trough Princeton because a student had done that the previous year, and had a nervous breakdown due to stress. That student was James Madison.
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As long as Jeff Sessions in not confirmed, she is the acting AG. Call your senators. Protest sessions.
Use this website to find your senators. Find your state from the first drop-down list, and your senators in Congress will come up. Each state has two, so call them both!
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