I know it can be a nightmare to dig through our tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all our “official” posts (plus a list of relevant asks at the end).
Apartments/Houses/Moving
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You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
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I want a Black Widow movie with Yelena Belova as the villian and I want Hellen Mirren to play one of her old trainers/the head of the Black Widow program. I want it like really bad.
And Maria could be like her info source and help her…
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HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS: a mix for the alexander the great you wished you’d studied. [ L I S T E N ]
‘SUCK MY DICK.’ - alexander iii of macedon, circa 331 b.c.
356 - 338 b.c.
I. the creepiest ten year old in history
WHEN I GROW UP - the pussycat dolls
II. the mother of all oedipus complexes
NO ANGELS - bastille ft ella
III. subtlety didn’t exist in ancient greece
NO HOMO - the lonely island
IV. please calm down
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW - the heavy
V. teenage tantrum in the form of potential civil war
THREW IT ON THE GROUND - the lonely island
VI. classical edition backstreet boys
CLIQUE - kanye west ft. jay z
VII. belated sexual awakening
I KISSED A BOY (COVER) - cobra starship
VIII. oops i killed my dad
MOVE BITCH (HEDEGAARD REMIX) - ludacris
336 - 330 b.c.IX. please try to act like you’re sorry your dad’s dead
SURVIVOR - beyonce
X. this is imperialism, and it’s not cool
PRIMADONNA - marina and the diamonds
XI. literally no one else thinks this is a good idea
I’M ON A BOAT - the lonely island
XII. seriously, calm down
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT - dj snake & lil’ jon
XIII. this is going to catastrophically affect the known world
I CAN DO ANYTHING - 3oh!3
XIV. you culturally appropriative asshole
PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY (COVER) - vitamin string quartet
329 - 323 b.c.XV. cutting off the heads of existing friends won’t make you new friends
HEADS WILL ROLL - yeah yeah yeahs
XVI. seriously, CHILL
I AM A GOD - kanye west
XVII. you’re a fucking embarrassment
BITCH - the plasticines
XVIII. lying on a corpse crying for three days
I’M NOT CRYING - flight of the concords
XVIV. the drinking problem that changed the course of history
A LITTLE PARTY NEVER KILLED NOBODY - fergie
XX. this went about as well as could be expected
DIE YOUNG - ke$ha
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- so this just happened...
- guy customer: hey when's your next day off
- me: this weekend, why?
- guy customer: may I ask you to coffee?
- me: hate to do this to you but I'm a lesbian
- guy customer: well that sucks
- girl customer: oh hell yeah, want to get coffee?
- me: oh my god
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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(Source: adrianivashkov, via clockwork-mockingbird)
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets
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This song will improve your current emotional status by 200% I promise
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If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.
So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?
Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now
50 shades of this
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