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Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America
HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO
Reblogging for that last comment
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basically
Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America
HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO
Reblogging for that last comment
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I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.
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Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
you really do not live up to your url
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Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)
#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up
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“Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.
this is too thug not to reblog
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WHY WAS THIS DELETED.
I love how Thor learns to interact by watching and listening. Look at that last gift. She is showing acceptance and appreciation to him by touching his arm, so he reciprocates! Because he appreciates her too.
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I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilariousyou forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friendsthat falls under hilarious
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who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
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