Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

tehunicron:

catderps:

gingerbatch-addict:

bennytcumberbatch:

courtneylovedcobain:

august, september, halloween, november, december

I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas

I believe it’s spelled hot as balls, fuck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas

don’t forget new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind

and a partridge in a pear tree

(Source: tchallabread, via clockwork-mockingbird)

pastatheory:

what I want in avengers 2 is that the avengers are shocked to hear thor has another friend on earth beside them, his lady love jane, and erik.

‘wat do you mean u have another friend!?’

'aye, she’s jane foster’s assistant and a valiant warrior as well, brought me down with an electric shock when we meet’ :D

'WhAT?1!’

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So… I’m watching Thor

brookemopolitan:

and I think we need to discuss the fact that Darcy Lewis and Skye would be a brOTP to end all brOTPs. Let’s face it, they’re both intelligent, snarky babes who have to deal with an endless amount of intergalactic fuckery and can wrangle scientists like total bosses. AND they’re both technogeeks 


I cannot be alone in thinking this. Can i?

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Anonymous asked: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

gayboi84:

basset1999:

potterstarkidlock:

creepyyeha:

molotowcocktease:

enduredean:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

Role model

best.

You deserve an award girl

For the record I think she’s beautiful

:D

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

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