shitshilarious:

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

The REAL hero of this movie. The normal girl who didn’t let the all-powerful baby die or burn the house down.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

secondlina:

“Nope”, the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

polytropic-liar:

emilianadarling:

seguin2011-deactivated20160217:

The unsung heroes.

#I GODDAMN CRIED #BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT CAPTAIN AMERICA IS ABOUT #[LAYS DOWN] #WINTER SOLDIER FUCKED ME UP: THE BLOG (via buckybarnesss)

How many of these people joined SHIELD because when they sat alone at night in the dark after a history lesson or watching a biopic or reading a biography, they asked themselves “if Captain Rogers asked me, would I have gone?” and found the answer to be “yes”? How many people had already had this conversation with themselves, years ago, hashing out their fear and hesitance and ideology with the idea of the man before they ever heard his voice? And how many of them didn’t, how many of them joined up to get out or pay for college or be good at something, how many of them asked themselves the hard questions in different ways or never at all and still found within themselves something that answered?

I’m not into the bulk of the Captain America symbolism, most of the time. But the idea that there is something in people that can rise up and answer when asked not to shoot? That, I’m into.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

  • Head of Store: "You guys can't play music on overnights anymore. The customers complained about offensive lyrics."
  • Manager: "Aw, what? We were careful to play censored stuff too."
  • Me: "WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. What if we played music without lyrics?"
  • Head of Store: "That's fine."
  • Coworker: "Yeah but I don't really like a lot of classical-"
  • Me: *runs to the break room and grabs iPod. Returns with scary grin*
  • Manger: "I'm afraid."
  • Me: *fires up Vitamin String Quartet playlist*
  • Head of Store: "Are you serious..."
  • Manager: "LOOPHOLE FOR THE WIIIIIIN!"
  • (And we listened to VSQ all night.)

charmingviolence:

editoress:

I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way.

What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and pleas to join the other side, it was more…

Avengers + iconic lines

(Source: waititi, via winjennster)

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

(Source: dersedaydreaming, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)