idk who keeps buying steve these ridiculous skintight underarmour tshirts but god fucking bless
He buys them himself - or he thinks he does. Somehow, the size that fit perfectly in the store, always turns out to be incredibly…
(Source: dienaziscum, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
So much of this.
An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
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Mate, you are..
you are a welcome sight.
Do us a favour,
cut us loose, will you.
Lives depend on it,
especially mine
fjsdoasdbf-deactivated20140504:
Silver Surfer: My comrades behave like they’ve never seen a female of their species.
Black Widow: I’m used to it, darling. Happens all the time. I suppose it is something like, how you say, my super power.
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College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.
accurate
The irony here is that I’m sitting in my college dorm room wearing jeans and a bra because…college.
(Source: failnation, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
The lady speaking on the Comet Landing livestream just mentioned Star Trek, and that this mission is embracing the spirit of ‘Boldly Going where No Man Has Gone Before’.
And I got super emotional.
It will never stop being amazing to me that such strides have been made…
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Just saw someone compare Jane Foster to Steve Rogers and the first thing I asked myself was “Does that make Darcy, Jane’s Bucky?”
I know that Darcy is just Jane’s intern and people don’t like her even though there is nothing to not like, but think about it.
On the off note picture Darcy meeting Bucky for the first time.
Darcy: Hi, I’m Jane’s Bucky.
Bucky: Hi Bucky, I’m Steve’s intern.
…. this sounded cooler in my head…
My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like
I do not have an abundance of dachshunds on my person at present. Clearly I have made all the wrong life choices.
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Vodka Tia Moran
