themegalosaurus:

Uxorious dork at the 200th party (vid)

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i-put-you-high-up-in-the-sky:

There are kind Slytherins.image

There are brave Hufflepuffs.image

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
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There are twisted Gryffindors.
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Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

the-gallifreyan-detective:

why-i-love-comics:

Avengers Assemble #11

written by Kelly Sue DeConnick
art by Stefano Caselli

these are some of the greatest panels in Marvel history

Please note Tony was already taking off his pants in the second panel.

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saynotogunbans:
“ Understatement of the YEAR.
”

saynotogunbans:

Understatement of the YEAR.

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likeaforestburning:

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

YES

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platinumcirculation:
“ Everyone you know what this means?
”

platinumcirculation:

Everyone you know what this means?

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blandmarvelheadcanons:
“ After the events of Iron Man 2, Tony added a chunk of code to JARVIS’s programming that lets his computer disregard a questionable order and prohibit him from using any Iron Man suits if his blood alcohol level is above a...

blandmarvelheadcanons:

After the events of Iron Man 2, Tony added a chunk of code to JARVIS’s programming that lets his computer disregard a questionable order and prohibit him from using any Iron Man suits if his blood alcohol level is above a certain point. If something life-threatening happens while Tony is too drunk to use the suit, every Avenger or other peaceful affiliate (Pepper, Rhodey, Happy, etc.) in the same postal code is informed of the danger.

Pepper, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha are by default allowed to use and control the suits, but only if someone’s life depends on it. Tony says it’s because “Non-super superheroes need something extra, sometimes.” (He never bothered redefining his reasoning after Pepper ended up with the Extremis. They don’t mention it.)

somebastardhastakenmyusername:
“ So I like Firefly now.
What’s new with you?
”

somebastardhastakenmyusername:

So I like Firefly now.

What’s new with you?

(Source: thetomgentry, via fuckyeahfirefly)

waywarddevil:
“ kaylaconspiracy:
“ And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.
”
Was that a fucking pun ”

waywarddevil:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.

Was that a fucking pun

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Tags: A+ pun use

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that 

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