Jemma Simmons is the type of drunk that will try to make out with the closest person to her.
Lesson learned: Don’t mess with college students during Finals Week.
Several members of the KKK attempted to set up a kerosene-soaked cross outside a dormitory. However, in visiting the campus during finals week. Most of the residents were still awake, studying for exams, and several heard the hammering. Once alerted, students streamed from both ends of the building carrying whatever items were handy—golf clubs, tennis rackets, bricks, a softball bat—and put the panicked Klansmen to flight.
The KKK returned the next night and succeeded in burning a cross at the gate of the College before students reacted. The following day, however, a group of students hanged a sculpture of a KKK member with a sign reading, “KKKers ARE CHICKEN. [x] [x]
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving
Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG
its called a gif you blockheads
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PSA: Zoboomafoo (Jovian) died at the Duke Lemur Center on Monday at the age of 20.5. You’re a sweet memory. RIP.
atchaly crying
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I kept saying, oh wow that’s large…Oh WOW that’s large! OH WOW THAT’S LARGE! MORE??
Here’s another scale i found (Wait for it)
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OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t…
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perfectships-oneoutcasttoanother:
“My name is John Constantine. I am the one who steps from the shadows, all trench coat and arrogance. I’ll drive your demons away, kick ‘em in the bollocks, and spit on ‘em when they’re down, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone, because let’s be honest: who’d be crazy enough to walk it with me?” - John Constantine
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tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
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the best kind of captain america is the kind i know would disappoint my grandparents
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