thunderboltsortofapenny said: *psst* this allows for Jewish!Bucky fanon. Just saying. No reason.
** giggling **
You know, I could totes see this? Bucky’s Dad would be Catholic and his Mom would be Jewish and they TOTALLY said, “Screw everything,…
In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.
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sorry tumblr
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
holy shit
im ded
To high for this
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Pepper uses the phrase “Tony, no” more than phrases like “thank you,” or “you’re welcome” and that’s really sad because she’s a very polite person.
Whenever Steve is unsure of whether or not he can do something, Bucky jokes “You’ve knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 time, I’m sure you can do this.”
Unofficial SHIELD Specialist rule #1, anything you can do, the Black Widow can do better.
Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”
Accurate as ever.
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Every time Thor goes to pick up Mjölnir, he’s afraid he won’t be able to do it.
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.
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