mdt:
goats are literally Masters of Physics
The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.
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AGGRESSIVE
Straight to the point.
it’s caled a fucking date
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thefreshprinceofthefirenation:
THIS IS A VIRUS BLOG
IF YOU GET ANY OF THESE IN YOUR INBOX WITH THIS OR SIMILAR MESSAGES WITH THIS PROFILE PICTURE, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT CLICK ON THAT BLOG IT’S DANGEROUS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE.
I got one of these a while ago and thank lord I’ve heard of these enough to not click. Stay safe.
I keep getting these and it’s so weird.
It’s usually from a ton of different blogs, but it’s always that message and picture, so be careful.
I got three of these DO NOT CLICK ON THIS. Delete them immediately!!
Ahh yeah I’ve been getting various spambots like these a lot more lately. Really, if you get any message along the lines of ‘check out my page’, just ignore it. It’ll be a virus.
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In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash
love this
they caused a car crash
No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.
^ Reblog for the comment and lovely picture
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ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
bet the football teams have new equiptment though
Whoop there it is
No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.
This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools?
A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.
That…
That can’t possibly be right.
My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone.
They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter.
And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??
FOOTBALL
OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP
DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL
My school is in the “middle” of renovations and we periodically have really loud disruptive noises, most of the ceilings are gone leaving exposed wires and insulation (like the wires are hanging down in our face in places), the doors sometimes have to be kept open for it so wild animals like birds and mice get in (a scared confused bird almost hit me in the face the other day actually), and half the stairwells are lit with those industrial construction lamps that if you touch them you get burnt. And the heating/cooling never works properly. For a while the water was fucked up and almost none of the water fountains worked (not that half of them did to begin with).
If there’s one thing I can say about my school though it’s that as far as I know the sports stuff is pretty on par with the school stuff.
^reblogging bc im at the same school
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Raven Darkhomle is actually 428 years old, the shapeshifting hides it well and has kept her in her prime. If she showed anyone her truest form she’d look like a blue fourteen year old ( it’s kinda like a vampire thing),also she can only remember her past to 1874 after that it’s all a vague blur.
