For a lot of reasons. Including the fact that it is 100% acceptable to sleep literally anywhere indoors and out of the way. But at the moment it’s because I just wrote a response (like, supposed to be one page or less) that turned into a two page impassioned Billie Holiday Appreciation Paper (because fuck yeah, Strange Fruit for the WIN, if you haven’t heard it get your ass out of here and listen to it, then Google the backstory and be amazed by her balls) and I ended that sucker with a Harry Potter reference (because Potterheads forever). It is going to get handed in and will probably get a good grade.
loser-fish:
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:
bangtidyniall:
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED
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comealongraggedypond:
simplypotterheads:
It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.
#go big or go home
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