Ichabod Crane vs. The 21st Century
Fish out of water usually gets old so fast, but the fact that he understands the concept of rapid technological process and isn’t all “TINY ORCHESTRA HELD CAPTIVE IN THE BOX I WILL FREE YOU!” all the time helps a lot.
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Please never blame women or other people for not speaking up if something makes them uncomfortable. I can’t count the number of times I’ve stayed quiet because I was outnumbered, or because the person making a joke had power over me, or because I didn’t have the spoons to get into an argument about something.
Yeah, it’s not a simple right-or-wrong decision. There are a lot of factors to weigh, personal safety being one of them.
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These are the kind of people who raise a guy like Clark.
#’Our son could pick up cars when he was 2 we’re not scared of you’
2 cute
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My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
#RWBY
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I’M SO SORRY I JUST COULDN’T STARE AT THIS GIF ANYMORE AND ENDLESSLY HAVE MY DREAMS SHATTERED I HAD TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
rebageling for people in other timezones who might need some relief too
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my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
you’re hired
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what if captain america: civil war is just steve and sam going back in time to the civil war era. they show up at gettysburg and they’re like “we about to fuck up some racists”
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it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous
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Vodka Tia Moran