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when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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usskillian asked: Kevin Angry Commentary Gospels: The 8x22 "Yeah, you always do" stare-off obvs.

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“Morning,” said Castiel, Angel of the Lord, who now spends his time squabbling with humans because he has no self-respect.

Dean added a new entry into his Ways Cas Makes Me Act Like a Middle Schooler journal and completely cold-shouldered him as he left the room to go fix snackies for his baby brother. Said brother is a cold-blooded murderer who has literally been to hell and can probably take care of himself, but Dean’s got a complex.

Cas is so whipped that this display of petulance totally works on him, so he tries to save the moment by chit-chatting with Sam about the bunker and how they’re both physically fucked right now, because he’s a cheery guy.

Dean came back in and Sam (who has literally garroted vampires, slept with demons, saved the world, spent months without Dean trying to get him back, and is a FUNCTIONING ADULT) complained that his snackies were insufficient, so Dean immediately put on a coat to go get better food.

I could not make this shit up if I tried.

Cas offered to come with, which was a huge mistake. Dammit, Castiel, if I have told you once I have told you a million times, never interrupt Dean in the middle of a sulk.

And don’t apologize, Jesus Christ, but Cas clearly doesn’t speak Winchester because he totally apologized.

Dean used this as the perfect opportunity to tell his boyfriend why he was sleeping on the couch that night, all, “For what? For ignoring us? For bolting off with the angel tablet? And then losing it, because you didn’t trust me?”

In Dean-speak, this really meant, “We had a fucking moment, Cas, and you fucked off afterward before I could get in a good cuddle. I feel so used.”

Cas inexplicably chose that point to turn off his mind-reading powers and NOT GET THAT, so Dean told him to cram his apology up his ass. Because God forbid Dean actually say what he actually wants to cram up Cas’ ass, which is, if you’re not paying attenion, his dick.

Sam cleared his throat and asked an unrelated question, because he is the biggest cockblock in the history of cockblocks on a good day and the trials were making him short-tempered.

I may have had to deal with Crowley, I may have been taken from my home and my future, I may have watched my girlfriend get her neck broken right in front of me, but at least I never had to put up with the sexual tension that Sam Winchester has to put up with.

That fucker deserves it for abandoning me for a year so he could play house with that Amelia chick.

1st Kevin 22:4-17

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Meet The Generation Of Incredible Native American Women Fighting To Preserve Their Culture by Danielle Seewalker for Marie Claire UK

Native Americans represent just one per cent of the US population and some languages have only one speaker left. Now a new generation is fighting to preserve the culture.

Meet the women leading that fight: http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/blogs/547176/meet-the-generation-of-incredible-native-american-women-fighting-to-preserve-their-culture.html#y5UioxWL1hQHhom1.01

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i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING 

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I love how Steve is 100% willing to do bad things but negative percent willing to admit to them. 

“Five exams in five different cities…” “That might not be the right file—”

*hotwires a car* “We’re borrowing.”

*pushes a guy off a building* “Technically, Natasha was the one who did it.”

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ultrafacts: “ aceofscares: “ religarro: “ ultrafacts: “ Source More Facts HERE ” and now we know why he hired a hitman and didn’t do it himself….. ” my god O_O ” Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find a hit- man coming at her...

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and now we know why he hired a hitman and didn’t do it himself…..

my god O_O

Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find a hit- man coming at her with a claw hammer.

She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued & the hit-man bit her. According to police, she was eventually able to get the him into a choke hold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death was strangulation.

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larissafae: “ whatamievensaying: “ annabellioncourt: “ There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human. Others include throwing their human clothes at it...

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There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

Or the grandmother throwing the werewolf’s clothes at it and being all “God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on.”

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These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

Needs to be reblogged.

Hey, bikers are AWESOME.

These guys are amazing people.

“BACA Mission Statement

Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA) exists with the intent to create a safer environment for abused children. We exist as a body of Bikers to empower children to not feel afraid of the world in which they live. We stand ready to lend support to our wounded friends by involving them with an established, united organization. We work in conjunction with local and state officials who are already in place to protect children. We desire to send a clear message to all involved with the abused child that this child is part of our organization, and that we are prepared to lend our physical and emotional support to them by affiliation, and our physical presence. We stand at the ready to shield these children from further abuse. We do not condone the use of violence or physical force in any manner, however, if circumstances arise such that we are the only obstacle preventing a child from further abuse, we stand ready to be that obstacle.”

Nice.

Awww♡

This is amazing thank you BACA for doing such an amazing, brilliant, all together outstanding thing.

During one court day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

The judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at the bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.” (Source)

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The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

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oMG

Fun fact! Tony literally in canon set up a Captain America Room in Avengers Tower

#no but imagine #after bucky has moved into the tower with steve #and he’s getting better but he’s still paranoid #and feels a deep ingrained need to patrol and explore and make sure everything’s okay #so he’s crawling through the duct work late one night #like you do #and he overhears the sound of two men arguing #so he follows it #it’s hard to find #like it’s been hidden away #but after some tricky maneuvering around a laser grid #he finds it #tony and this coulson guy who’s in charge of shield or something now he guesses #sitting at a table in a room full of cap memorabilia #cards and pictures and posters spread out in front of them #and having a really heated discussion about carbon dating #they both jump when bucky drops down from the ceiling #and says #’that ones a fake #steve didn’t start wearing his hair like that until december of 43’ #and that’s how bucky earns the passcode to the secret cap fan club hq (via bewaretheides315​)

I HAVE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO NOT REBLOG THIS BUT THOSE TAGS

Jesus Christ, those tags.

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