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some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

in 6th grade I ate a grey hotdog from the caf and got food poisoning 

Damn. That makes me sad. My school had amazing lunches.

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October 29, 2014
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1021girl: “ snickerdoodlesandsausages: “ enjolrasactual: “ in-love-with-my-bed: “ the-winchesters-creed: “ ayellowstateofmind: “ imagine stabbing someone with this knife. ” it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s...

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

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October 29, 2014
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likehercoffee: “ spoopysarcasm: “ “What are you complaining about? We have to run the same distance as you, so it’s equal!” ” i didnt notice the weight at first smh ”

likehercoffee:

spoopysarcasm:

“What are you complaining about? We have to run the same distance as you, so it’s equal!”

i didnt notice the weight at first smh

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October 29, 2014
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usedkarma: “ Fic Idea For Halloween: “ Darcy Lewis wakes up in a hospital morgue. She has no idea what happened to her or why she doesn’t feel her heartbeat anymore but she determined to learn the truth about her non-death status…if her friends would...

usedkarma:

Fic Idea For Halloween:

Darcy Lewis wakes up in a hospital morgue. She has no idea what happened to her or why she doesn’t feel her heartbeat anymore but she determined to learn the truth about her non-death status…if her friends would stop screaming in fright or calling her Miss Zombie for two seconds.

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October 29, 2014
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Well he don’t know talking good like me and you. His ‘vocabulistics’ is limited to ‘I’ and ‘Am’ and ‘Groot’. Exclusively in that order.

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October 29, 2014
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syfycity: “ best serenity cosplay ever IMHO ”

syfycity:

best serenity cosplay ever IMHO

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October 29, 2014
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littlemissaudrey: “ mamalaz: “ The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use. ” It really was a refreshing change of pace from “It’s the noble thing to do.” ”

littlemissaudrey:

mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

It really was a refreshing change of pace from “It’s the noble thing to do.”

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October 29, 2014
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notbecauseofvictories: “ gifovea: “ How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels ” #mechanized weaponized angels built in a factory; cannibalized humans with springs and wires where a soul should be #you wanted the soldiers of god? have his...

notbecauseofvictories:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

#mechanized weaponized angels built in a factory; cannibalized humans with springs and wires where a soul should be #you wanted the soldiers of god? have his terrifying swords that swing themselves  #alternately—the study of angels in a world where their existence is commonplace knowledge #some victorian lecturer demonstrating to his students the biomechanical principles of angel wings as compared to both birds #and human limbs  #his audience of bored Eton boys politely applauding and then leaning forward in their chairs when he invites his special guest to demonstrate #and Caffriel steps forward and shakes xir wings out from the greatcoat—so handy that they came in fashion recently—and gives a live demonstration #as above xir these brief-lived messy humans thow around words like ”specimen” and ”it” #because that’s what angels are—god asked them to bow before humanity and so they did—if it is knowledge humanity #desires then it is knowledge angels will provide; but maybe one or two of the students is flushing angrily and feels #that speaking about angels should be different than speaking about a gaslamp or a dog; that even when it is laid out before you #in terms of drag and lift and the mortar and pestle of joints there is something about the transcendental we should respect; we #should make exception for in the no man’s land of our language #instead of trying to boil it down and extract the lump of lead that results [notbecauseofvictories]

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October 29, 2014
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The Avengers Team + good times

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October 28, 2014
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I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

image blast from the past

Danny, the world has been waiting for this

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