- mcu!thor: i'd rather be a good man than a great king
- fanfic!thor: whA t bE tHIS migHty SnAck yOu caLL pO PTaRtS?!
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
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isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Yes.
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
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i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
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"Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me."
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me."
— Ragehound (via girl-violence)
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Whoa this deserve a reblog
Thank you
Reason number 102747103088 why Josh is amazing
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I’M
I LOVE YOU KAREN
Dying
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