vamptech:

aishilidenanren:

vamptech:

give me one reason boys shouldn’t wear lipstick

Because the reason women wear lipstick in red tones like this is to mimic sexual arousal. The “sex flush” starts in a woman’s genitals, spreads across her chest and into her face. A woman with very red lips is sexually aroused. Lipstick mimics this particular biological function and has traditionally been utilized in attracting male attention.

well it’s a damn good thing i’m gay and want male attention then isn’t it

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boys-and-suicide:
“ Reblog so people on your blog know you will not put up with any of this.
”

boys-and-suicide:

Reblog so people on your blog know you will not put up with any of this.

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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umyehs:

fedorahatmatt:

umyehs:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

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driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

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ultrafacts:
“ oh-dreammaker-heartbreaker:
“ confidence-in-confusion:
“ keelyisanobody:
“ I absolutely love this.
”
ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part...

ultrafacts:

oh-dreammaker-heartbreaker:

confidence-in-confusion:

keelyisanobody:

I absolutely love this.

ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS

This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.

In the beginning there were three parents: Sun, Moon, and Earth. Each produced an offspring, round and otherwise like itself. From sun was produced the man; from earth, the woman; from moon, the androgyne. (man+woman)

After he revealed his plan to his fellow Olympians, Zeus asked Apollo to join him in putting it into effect. The king of the gods cut the man-man, woman-woman, and man-woman creatures in half and Apollo made the necessary repairs. The face, previously facing out, Apollo turned inward. Then he gathered all the skin together (like a purse) with an opening in the middle as a reminder to mankind of his earlier state.

After the surgery, the half creatures ran around frantically looking for their other halves, seeking them out, embracing them, and trying to join together again. Unable to join, the creatures despaired and began to starve to death in their sorrow. Zeus, again mindful of his need for worship, decided something must be done to recharge the creatures’ spirits, so he instructed Apollo to create a means to rejoin temporarily. This Apollo did by turning the genitals to the belly side of the body.

Before, mankind had procreated by dropping seed on the ground. This new system created an interesting new means of producing offspring.

The creatures who had been double women before, naturally sought out women; those who had been androgynous, sought out members of the opposite gender; those who had been double men, sought out the company of men, and not simply for intercourse, but so they could become whole again by being rejoined with their soul mates.

Source

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quamraeros:

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

Hercules won

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romanovah:

plot twist: the day before the ant man premiere marvel releases a statement saying “oops, wrong insect”, along w a lenghty black widow trailer, next day the black widow origin movie is released and all is well in the world

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blandmarvelheadcanons:
“ Piotr Rasputin may be a wizard with a paint brush, but he’s actually quite awkward when walking around. His large shoulders have knocked over plenty of displays while grocery shopping for the X-Men, Kitty just laughs at him,...

blandmarvelheadcanons:

Piotr Rasputin may be a wizard with a paint brush, but he’s actually quite awkward when walking around. His large shoulders have knocked over plenty of displays while grocery shopping for the X-Men, Kitty just laughs at him, he always did make a cute embarrassed face.

holsmi:

b l e s s

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