Could you imagine if that was still acceptable? Like you’re walking down the street and get hit with an apple.
I’d throw a cactus back at him.
I actually think that would be so sweet♥
For those who are wondering why an apple?
“The apple was thus considered, in ancient Greece, to be sacred to Aphrodite, and to throw an apple at someone was to symbolically declare one’s love; and similarly, to catch it was to symbolically show one’s acceptance of that love.”
Although not many superheroes or villains are celebratory of Father’s Day, Bruce Banner takes it the worst. SHIELD started sedating him annually after dealing with a drunk Hulk.
inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
When they have downtime, the Avengers marathon Supernatural on Netflix. Tony and Bruce were honored when the Winchesters called themselves Agents Stark and Banner.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
'buckle up’
'get some sleep’
'here have my fries’
'Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
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When Clint met Groot and realized he could only say “I am Groot” and thus made a huge communication barrier with seemingly everyone but Rocket, Clint began to teach him American Sign Language.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
THIS
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Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.
this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.
This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair.
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR
This is stupidly hot.
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I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic
Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”
*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”
The words above is just gold… and this is too.
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