Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

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stunningpicture:
“ “How was school today?” “Pretty cool, we learned how to summon a demon in chemistry today.” ”

stunningpicture:

“How was school today?” “Pretty cool, we learned how to summon a demon in chemistry today.”

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blandmarvelheadcanons:
“ Whenever Bucky falls asleep on the couch (which happens quite a lot) Natasha, Clint, Steve, and sometimes Tony write messages on his arm in magnate letters.
”

blandmarvelheadcanons:

Whenever Bucky falls asleep on the couch (which happens quite a lot) Natasha, Clint, Steve, and sometimes Tony write messages on his arm in magnate letters.

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

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  • Iron Man (2008):
  • Tony: I fucked up
  • Iron Man 2 (2010):
  • Tony: I'm fucked up
  • Avengers (2012):
  • Tony: The one time I didn't fuck up
  • Iron Man 3 (2013):
  • Tony: I'M SO FUCKED UP
  • Avengers Age of Ultron (2015):
  • Tony: I FUCKED UP MORE THAN I HAVE EVER FUCKED UP BEFORE

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

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sirdanielhowell:
“ slaynuggets:
“ brybriontour:
“ Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home
”
HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE....

sirdanielhowell:

slaynuggets:

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

Thank u I try

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i went to read a fic and i,

furgoat:

image

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diacrit:
“ hanesonly:
“ I almost forgot my briefcase!
”
it contains important lab results
”

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche

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