hamantash:

i want jewish wizards fighting against the nazis and branding them with swastikas, taking revenge for the slaughter of the six million and fighting in the resistance. i want rabbi wizards in their shetls, making the menorah glow in the dark, even when things were so terrible that…

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sirenknights:
“ carlymotherfuckinghaytack:
“ 4gifs:
“ Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]
”
this makes me happy
”
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!
Eeeeeeee
”

sirenknights:

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!
Eeeeeeee

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spookyjennacoleman:

spookyjennacoleman:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

Fixed the link again, and I’m reblogging to give myself a kick in the butt to apply for jobs.

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spookyjennacoleman:

spookyjennacoleman:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

Fixed the link again, and I’m reblogging to give myself a kick in the butt to apply for jobs.

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"And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little."

— Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via literatureloveaffair)

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bri-ecrit:

gentlemanbones:

Link!

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feedmecomicart:

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY—

—YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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weeabrew:
“ thatsloveely:
“ hallowkorg:
“ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP
”
WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES HE GET...

weeabrew:

thatsloveely:

hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES HE GET THE MACHETE FROM?

I’m more confused about the girl who becomes a cardboard cutout.

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