jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!
well now we face a dilemma: if the the swat team is the fuckboys, are we morally obligated to help a member of the skeleton army escape them, even if he’s a known Victorian murderer?
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Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
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i wAS WATCHING MYTHBUSTERS AND WHAT THWE HELL JUSYT HAPPENED
These men are scientists. Meaning they have spent years of advanced college in several fields.
I want you to think about that.
The pedant in me needs to point out that neither Jamie nor Adam are, in fact, scientists. They are both special-effects designers, in slightly different ways (Jamie specializing in robotics and engineered effects, Adam in model building). Neither of them ever studied science. Adam studied acting at the Tisch school (he was a child actor). Jamie’s only non-honorary degree is in…Russian linguistics.
This just goes to show that you don’t have to have a PhD to think rationally, apply scientific method, or use critical reasoning skills. And that it is possible to educate oneself about scientific principles. Science is not the vaunted bastion of the ultra-educated or mega-geniuses, as it is so often thought of. It is, or should be, accessible to everyone.
THAT is what Jamie and Adam have done. Brought science and the scientific method to a lot of people who wouldn’t otherwise have thought that science was something they could understand.
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Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.
omg
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
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now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
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literary jokes never grow old
the painting in the attic does that for them
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My father recently lost his job, we lost our house and now on top of this he has been diagnosed with cancer of the lymph nodes.
He is a professional machinist and has been working as one for over 30 years, only to then have his work stolen from him by his own mother and sister. We’ve been scraping by since then and now that he lost his job we have absolutely nothing to live off of.
He is such a strong person and until yesterday I have never once seen him cry. We’re absolutely devastated - he has cancer and we have no way to help him.
He has always refused to take money from other people and he has spent his life helping people in need, and now we are the ones who need help.
My mother’s best friend has made a gofundme to try and help us pay our bills (we currently have no income whatsoever) and get him the treatment he so desperately needs.
If you can’t donate then (please, please, please) signal boost this. I’ll also share with him any supportive asks I receive regarding this..
I love my father so much and I am so afraid to lose him right now.
Update: Apparently some people are having issues with gofundme so I’ve added a donate button to my sidebar!! Thank you guys so much!
Update #2: The doctor alerted us that they’ve likely found cancer in his sinuses as well. Please please please signal boost this I’m really scared right now.
Update #3: He has cancer in his lymph nodes and we just found out he has it in his bone marrow as well… Please please please signal boost this, the notes have slowed down to a near standstill and It’s really worrying me.. Even if you can’t donate, please reblog. We need help.
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Vodka Tia Moran
