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y’know, just in case y’all wanna buy some alpacas or somethin
People buy them sort of as guard dogs on farms and places with animals and livestock. My aunt has a few
Alpacas are amazing
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neVER insult soul punk in front of me because patrick may put the i in lie but i will put the i in i will punch you in the damn face
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It’s back
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
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My mom hired a transgender girl this week...
- Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
- Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
- Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
- Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
- Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
- My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
- Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
- Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
- Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
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I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*
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ALSO they did a really good job of structuring it so Don Giovanni has this slow slide from “charming rake” into “full-blown amoral sociopath glutton” and then he’s dragged to hell on the table he invited the ghost to dine with him at
An episode of Supernatural where a lucky rabbit’s foot comes back into Dean’s possession and the entire day is full of him winning couple’s retreats and Cas accidentally falling on top of him and Sam just kind of
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