misscannabliss:
“ Seattle did.
”

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

“Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?”

“Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team.”

“What team?”

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: dog-vevo, via bleedingwillow96)

fwips:

theotheropinion:

worldsreaper:

If you call yourself ugly you have no right to turn a guy down at all

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for once someone using my art as a proper reaction to a mind numbingly stupid statement wow

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thebisexualblogger:

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

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somesaint:

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

i will defend the faith goin down swingin…

(Source: emoglitter, via bleedingwillow96)

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

(Source: clizzy, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

(Source: alixndr, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

m0ondust:
“ this fucking never fails to make me laugh
”

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

lifehackable:

How to relationship.

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