policecodeforzombieontheloose:
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
“Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?”
“Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team.”
“What team?”
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
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If you call yourself ugly you have no right to turn a guy down at all
for once someone using my art as a proper reaction to a mind numbingly stupid statement wow
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You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.
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my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight
i will defend the faith goin down swingin…
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boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down
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when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
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this fucking never fails to make me laugh
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