sramister:

LOOK AT THE FLAGS AND TELL ME THEY DO NOT HYPNOTIZE YOU!

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6-…

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palominah:

mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

I’m not crying you’re crying

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

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blamenargles:

I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this

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livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

“You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again.”

“You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school.”

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

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agoraven:
“ gayf3r:
“ nightingaleinasilvercage:
“ ariane-stillcries:
“ loveglutton:
“ dearscience:
“ i can never not reblog this.
”
Have to.
” ”
Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
”
Forever reblog.
”
i got chills from this. rest in peace...

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The World’s Only Consulting Fandom 

(Source: starwarsisgay)