This makes me laugh so hard every time.
This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore
because he’s galloping?
WELL?!? DID YA?!?!
I will never not reblog this.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.
Fucking hell
I just… What???
No no no
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if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
(via bleedingwillow96)
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’."
— Groucho Marx (via kushandwizdom)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via bleedingwillow96)
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
(Source: mehahu, via bleedingwillow96)
So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.
This is the original picture:
A picture of a statue of Poseidon.
But look at some of the treasures we found:
Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.
Old woman Poseidon.
BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…
X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON
AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!
BLESS THIS SCIENCE
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER
AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
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