hey could you pass me one of those snoods
liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR
ENOUgh
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S
I believe it’s spelled SNOOdS
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um.
WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.
LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!
i can’t even do one push up
This was awesome!
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give me first year sirius spouting the offensive rhetoric he’s been brought up on and being confused when peter is silent and uncomfortable and james looks at him like he doesn’t know him and remus doesn’t speak to him for a few days
give me sirius deeply conflicted about…
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Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture!
This was my favorite one yet
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.
They grew eyebrows too
Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??
no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us
I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop
Dear god
What was in that chocolate and where can I get some
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if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
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do you ever just sit there listening to music
and you just
imagine scenes that just flow with the song
like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context
but they just
look
so
cool
OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.
I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD
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Reblog if this is true for your blog
I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu
I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees.
If I’m ever not please tell me
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124:
Gandhi hated black people and Gandhi made his grand nieces lay naked bseide him
honestly i can’t stand his qoutes, they are so fake
didn’t he tell the Jews to be nonviolent during the holocaust
fuck that dudehe said Jews should march to their deaths under hitler’s reign, he was a deplorable guy
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