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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

“google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks.” a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

ACTUALLY I THINK I KNOW THE REASON WHY HE WANTED DUCKS. IF YOU REMEMBER CORRECTLY I HAD A POST ABOUT THIS:

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^ Seriously. Click & read the description in the source above. IT ALL MAKES SENSE

burdge:

you just don’t plan for something like this

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“ solomoony:
“ Can I just say how much I love this moment? Dean gives Kali the flirtatious smile, she says no, he tries to start a line, she says no again… and he shrugs and walks away. It’s...

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solomoony:

Can I just say how much I love this moment?  Dean gives Kali the flirtatious smile, she  says no, he tries to start a line, she says no again… and he shrugs and walks away.  It’s possibly the only time in all of Supernatural that we ever see Dean Winchester being turned down by a woman (and hell, looking like that, it’s no surprise) but when he actually is turned down… he backs the hell off.  Right away.  

That, in my mind, is HUGE.  Sure, Dean sleeps with a lot of women, and no, he doesn’t know most of their names the next morning, but on the rare occasion when someone tells him no, he immediately accepts that and walks away.  That’s what sets him aside from all the other oversexed men I absolutely despise on modern television.  Way, way too often television shows portray tough, studly guys repeatedly pursuing women who turn them down until eventually the women give in.  And yet any woman who has ever been on the other side of that interaction knows how unbelievably obnoxious and even frightening it can be to be repeatedly pursued by a guy who clearly wants something and won’t take a hint.  

News flash, men: if you want to be classy then take a hint from Dean Winchester, stud muffin and all around good person, and when a lady says no, accept that she means no and don’t push the issue.  Don’t take it personally, don’t ask why. Just go.

#dean winchester  #stud muffin and all around good person  #aside from that whole basically a serial killer thing we mean 

#yes #like when jo was mad at him way back in season two #and they were talking/yelling outside the roadhouse #she kind of shut down and shut him out #and dean just said #‘okay see you around’ #like #okay you’re going through something and you don’t want me and if it works itself out later it works itself out later #he just walked away because he respected her emotions

Comic Con 2014 Jensen referred to Dean as a “chivalrous womanizer” which is a perfect description of him. He likes sex and has a lot of it but he’s always respected women

Jensen also said that demon!Dean isn’t chivalrous at all, he’s going to be the asshole skirt-chaser. Other shows have the hero be a sexually aggressive guy but Supernatural didn’t give Dean that character trait until he became a villain. I think that’s a fantastic message to send, that men who treat women like that are the bad guys

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I cannot get over how important her response is. She calls it a sex crime (which it is). She tells people who viewed...

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Jennifer Lawrence broke her silence and just schooled everyone

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I cannot get over how important her response is. She calls it a sex crime (which it is). She tells people who viewed her photos that they should “cower with shame” (which many people think she should be doing so she flipped that right around). She recognizes the importance of consent - direct quote: “I didn’t tell you that you could look at my naked body.” She points out that photo leaks are not just “part of the territory” for people in the public eye. And, perhaps most importantly if you ask me, she refuses to apologize because she did nothing wrong. So many actresses who have been victims of photo hacks have apologized because they are pressured to believe they did something wrong, when in actuality the person who shared the photos did something wrong. I think it shows a HUGE step in our culture that celebrities are starting to point out how wrong this trend is.

Also, the fact that this interview was in a magazine where she posed in a typically “sexy” photoshoot on the cover further emphasizes that she can be sexual if she wants and people can see her in that way, but only on HER terms and when she CONSENTS to it.

So much respect for you, Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence is a goddess and if you think otherwise get out

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moi-et-la-solitaire:

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Yesterday, I went to Disneyland. Apparently, at their Innovations building, there is a HUGE Avengers exhibit, complete with appearances by Captain America and Thor. Naturally, I ran screaming into said building, camera at the ready. After falling on the ground in front of the array of Iron Man suits and bursting into tears at the Steve Rogers exhibit (exactly like the Smithsonian one in TWS) I got in line to meet the Star-Spangled Man. (The workers were all awesome, they loved that I was such a nerd and so unbelievably excited to meet the Captain.)

My purse has a large Doctor Who pin on it, (not pictured) and the camera man for Steve pointed at it, looked at Cap, and was like “Look at this, it says something about she’s a Doctor?” and Cap points at it and goes “Oh, that looks like a blue police box!” so I said, (I was speechless guys I literally am such a dweeb) “It is.” and he said “When I was in England doing an Op in 1942, I was stuck in a burning building and a man named John Smith pulled me out of the building, and then ran into a blue police box just like that and disappeared. Do you know if this has anything to do with that?" 

I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IN RESPONSE. YOU GUYS. THE CAPTAIN AMERICA AT DISNEYLAND WATCHES DOCTOR WHO. HARDCORE REFERENCED DOCTOR WHO. KNEW ABOUT THE WHOLE JOHN SMITH ALIAS THING. CAPTAIN AMERICA WATCHES DOCTOR WHO. I AM IN TEARS REMEMBERING ALL OF THIS. 

anyways, we took pictures, i cried when i walked out, thought you all ought to know. the end. 

This dude knows his stuff.  He’s the same Cap that I saw during my bachelorette party.  When I gave him a drawing as a gift for his upcoming July 4th ‘birthday’, I mentioned I thought he would appreciate it because I knew he had gone to art school before the war.  He GRINNED so big and said "Wow, no one ever remembers that!”  

He also made me punch his shield because I had my Winter Soldier jacket on.  

Disney, KEEP HIM, HE’S PERFECT 

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arichii:

i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you

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Boom goes the gay dynamite

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