introspection-luck-and-talent:
Tumblr Teaches History
I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.
Hi-hi-historical jokes.
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which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
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Shout out to all my gal African dancers slaying it ~
one of my favorite posts.
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#jim and bones exchanging looks omg #jim’s all why am i listening to this child #and bones is like ‘you’re the one who wanted to be captain’ (tags via wereworf)
#this gif set is like 20 minutes of bickering condensed into a single look #that’s where three years gets you (tags via leighway)
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HERE FOR THIS
young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.
“I’m better at life than you.”
yessssssss woo
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How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke
Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country
They made a fuss over it not because she said vagina but because she implied that her colleagues(spelling?) were interested in her vagina/accused them of being (potential) rapists.
Neither sides handled it well, but just so we can clarify that.Beautifully, it’s actually the democrats who have been making an immature fuss about the word “vagina”.
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Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
looks like we found someone capable of basic math
how is that basic math
this is basic math
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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
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Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him
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