so i had this idea for a soul eater fic a while back on skype with a friend. anyone interested?
- aye, sama!: brief (possible) excerpt from my side fic:
- aye, sama!: "You don't look much like a demon," Soul said, eyeing the petite blonde derisively. She huffed, folding her arms across her chest. It was clearly meant to be intimidating. "Well, not all of us can have red eyes and... //teeth//," she snapped back, clearly embarrassed by her lack of obvious demonic traits. Soul snickered, but stopped when he saw her hand inch towards the leatherbound book at her side. He held up his hands to placate her. "Okay, okay, fine, you're a very scary demon. Question is, how do we send you back to wherever it is you came from?" She cocked her head to the side. "That... is a very good question. I don't think anyone has ever //accidentally summoned// a demon before."
- definitely not kira: NICE
- aye, sama!: also her book
- aye, sama!: is like
- aye, sama!: a ledger of all the souls she's been contracted to
- definitely not kira: oooh
- aye, sama!: in this 'verse every demon has one
- aye, sama!: but they can change the form of it
- aye, sama!: most modern demons usually relegate the list to the Notes app of an iphone
- definitely not kira: sweeet
- aye, sama!: but maka made it so her book is basically an e-reader with infinite memory so she can have basically every book in the history of books on there
- aye, sama!: except it still looks like one of those
- definitely not kira: very maka like
- aye, sama!: medieval illumiated tomes
- aye, sama!: (the spine of which gets very intimately acquainted with Soul's skull)
- definitely not kira: ofc
- aye, sama!: but yeah what do you think
- definitely not kira: its really nice so far i like it
- aye, sama!: soul goes into Creepy Abandoned House on a dare/as a punishment for losing a bet with Black*Star or something
- aye, sama!: and after seeing numerous weird sigils on the walls
- aye, sama!: he accidentally stumbles across Medusa summoning Cthulhu or some shit
- aye, sama!: she sends little snake demons after him
- aye, sama!: minions or w/e
- definitely not kira: snek
- aye, sama!: and he's running and running and he trips
- aye, sama!: and cuts his hand on broken glass or a nail or something
- aye, sama!: and he's scrambling to get away and his hand is all bloody
- aye, sama!: and he's just like
- aye, sama!: PLEASE GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT OF THIS ALIVE
- aye, sama!: and he slams his hand on the wall trying to scramble up and run again
- aye, sama!: and he just so happened to slap his hand on a demon summoning sigil
- definitely not kira: goOD JOB
- aye, sama!: and since he didn't specify a demon
- aye, sama!: the underworld sort of redirected the call
- aye, sama!: to the demon that could do the best job of it
- aye, sama!: and that demon was maka
- aye, sama!: and she shows up
- aye, sama!: and bEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE SNAKE MINIONS
- definitely not kira: NICE
- definitely not kira: a+
- aye, sama!: and he's like wHAT THE FUCK
- definitely not kira: onmfg
- aye, sama!: because she's like
- aye, sama!: couvered in soulfire or something
- aye, sama!: and she gets him out of there
- aye, sama!: and then he wakes up to find this random chick in his room
- aye, sama!: and he's like WHAT THE FUCK
- aye, sama!: also since maka's a Combat-Equipped Demon
- aye, sama!: she fights with a scythe obvs
- aye, sama!: but headcanon that her weapon changes form depending on her contractor
- aye, sama!: so like
- aye, sama!: her weapon now is the red-and-black zigzaggy one
- aye, sama!: but maybe three or five contracts back it would have looked completely different
- aye, sama!: also maybe medusa was experimenting
- aye, sama!: with summoning straight-up demon-essence
- aye, sama!: but not a full demon
- aye, sama!: so she can like
- aye, sama!: build-a-bear a demon
- aye, sama!: and she abducted some poor schmuck (CRONA)
- definitely not kira: sounds good, something shed do
- definitely not kira: what a bitch
- aye, sama!: and stuck Ragnarok in him
- aye, sama!: and then maybe went to go dispose of the evidence
- aye, sama!: (soul)
- aye, sama!: no but so she needs to kill soul right
- aye, sama!: and she knows that his contract is for protection
- aye, sama!: like
- aye, sama!: general overall protection-from-things
- aye, sama!: so she captures maka
- aye, sama!: and at this point soul actually is friends with her and ~in looooove~ and shit
- aye, sama!: so of course he takes the bait
- aye, sama!: and eventually it goes down like the church scene in italy
- aye, sama!: plus maybe a little bit of that one part in buffy when she stabs angel into a hell portal after he went off the deep end because it needed a sacrifice to close again
- aye, sama!: soul taking the blow for maka would work like that too
- aye, sama!: with maybe a side order of like
- aye, sama!: in FMA
- aye, sama!: in the beginning when the elrics do the human transmutation
- aye, sama!: and alphonse gets all dematerialized and ~taken by the Gate Of Truth~ and stuff
- aye, sama!: it'd be like that
- aye, sama!: because like
- aye, sama!: maka failed in her contract to protect him which fucks some shit up
- aye, sama!: a human sacrificed themselves for a demon of their own free will which fucks some shit up
- aye, sama!: medusa's experiments in demonology fucked some shit up
- aye, sama!: so all in all the universe is just like WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ONE HUMAN CAUSING SO MUCH DISTURBANCE FUCK YOU HUMAN
- aye, sama!: and sort of
- aye, sama!: devours him
- aye, sama!: and then maka murders the shit out of medusa and kills the demon (ragnarok) inside crona
- aye, sama!: and then uses soul perception(?) to track down soul's soul
- aye, sama!: because she can still feel the vestiges of it through her contract/bond
- aye, sama!: and she hunts it down and basically saves it from being absorbed by the black blood/dissolved in demon essence
- aye, sama!: but to do that she has to either eat his soul or make him a demon
- aye, sama!: and there's no time to corrupt his soul properly so in a panic she does the one thing she read about ONCE in LEGEND
- aye, sama!: and she imbues his soul into her scythe
- aye, sama!: which at this point is still optimized for him so it's a relatively solid vessel
- aye, sama!: so she loses her ability to summon her own demon weapon
- aye, sama!: but now soul IS a demon weapon but he can't wield himself
- definitely not kira: dude. dUDE thats so cool wtf wtf
- aye, sama!: so it's thankful that those two dorks are in love
- aye, sama!: because they stick together and are all demony and stuff
- definitely not kira: yessss
- aye, sama!: and maka asks Lord Death to just
- aye, sama!: shuffle some paperwork or w/e
- aye, sama!: so they can be together/be listed as one unit
- aye, sama!: because it would be kinda shitty if they got all fucked up
- aye, sama!: and also because the way she saved him
- aye, sama!: he can't go too far from her/her soul wavelength
- aye, sama!: because he's still technically hosted in her weapon
- aye, sama!: which is only sustainable a certain distance from her body
- aye, sama!: and maintaining the weapon form means that she keeps his soul from sliding back into the black blood?
- aye, sama!: yeah
- aye, sama!: like
- aye, sama!: they can be pretty far apart because soul can fight it back on his own
- aye, sama!: but not for too long because he's still kinda unstable
- aye, sama!: but yeah i think that's how it's gonna play out
