whatbethsays:

yes but consider this for your otp:

  • being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
  • rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
  • “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
  • growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
  • mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU

(Source: devilrie, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

peterquills:

vivalafro:

wethinktherefore:

kristaferanka:

uncannybrettwhite:

patbaer:

laughterkey:

bookshop:

heidi8:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

Vin Diesel in an I AM GROOT shirt, on stilts, because he is awesome and magical

Stilts, people!

Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

<3 <3 <3

Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

I love Vin Diesel!

In high school and college, when Vin Diesel really rose to box office prominence, I used to hate Vin Diesel because he seemed like the kind of dumb macho guy that A. made fun of me a lot and B., well, A’s enough, isn’t it? 

And then he went on “The Tonight Show” and talked in depth about his high school life as a hardcore D&D player. So. I’m on board with Vin Diesel now. And also, like, don’t judge people by how they look

i don’t even care about the gifs. reblogging for the comments and cause Vin is my boy. 

One of my favorite things ever was finding out Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench to play D&D

He also made the great short film Multi-Facial.

VIN DIESEL’S HEART IS AS BIG AS HIS MUSCLES. 

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

(Source: another-one-another-you, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

theblackcatstirs:
“ shiningartifact:
“ ziusik:
“ thinly:
“ “ -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But...

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via bleedingwillow96)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

(via bleedingwillow96)

notahammer:

black widow + quotes

(via )

snapslikethis:

ginny weasley

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

(Source: brendenfraser, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

jubi-liana:
“ animatedamerican:
“ awwww-cute:
“ A box of baby bengals
”
“What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them.” ”

jubi-liana:

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

“What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them.”

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

You Cannot Rest Here

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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