- Aries: They tend to come off as 'masculine'. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they're everyone's boss.
- Taurus: They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don't really want to share their food with you, don't even try it.
- Gemini: Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you.
- Cancer: Caring. Always worrying about you despite themselves. Probably should be on drugs.
- Leo: Natural hosts. Treats everyone like they're best friends. Only do it because they know a king is nothing without their people.
- Virgo: Analytical. Tend to be intellectually conceited. They'll offer to help you and then complain about it. If you do something about it, they'll complain even more.
- Libra: Charm overload. Peacekeepers. Always on everyone's side. Gossip masters. Would self destruct rather than make a decision.
- Scorpio: Quiet power. Hard to figure out. Fucks up shit for fun. They laugh at your distress and your inability to figure out they did it.
- Sagittarius: The life of the party. Blunt honesty. Talks shit then forgets about it 0.5 seconds later. Not suitable for fragile egos. They have a fragile ego.
- Capricorn: Stern. Probably your math teacher. Type of humor that you are always left wondering if you were the joke. Works harder than you could ever.
- Aquarius: Weird and contradicting. Believes in conspiracy theories. Probably gets turned off if more than one person likes the same thing they do.
- Pisces: Imaginative. Altruistic. Martyr complex. Spends 90% of the time daydreaming. Probably on drugs or at least look like it. Hobo chic. Probably crying right now.
I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.
MAXIMUM CAT
Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.
CATTING INTENSIFIES
(Source: beppski, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Pansexual and asexual are literally the easiest sexual orientations to understand this is unbelievable
(Source: rm-renfield, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
My brother and I have this thing going on
I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:
Naturally, I changed it
This went on for a few weeks until one day:
Which evoked all this:
No
letters
missed
out
why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way
and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.
and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show
but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something
write a fucking book
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puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
(Source: goatpolice, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
RIGHT?!
Thank you!!!
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
"99% of writing is fear. Scared to not do the story justice. Scared no one else will like it. Scared of failure. Scared of success."
—
This times a million.
(via garrisonbabe)
(Source: writejenwrite, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
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