I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.
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I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
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Reblog if school has ever caused you:
Stress
Anxiety
Depression
Social anxietyShe doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.
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The writers of That ’70s Show must feel weirdly powerful right now.
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Fun fact: This was the first use of the word “googled” on television.
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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.
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So they brought an ice cream truck to school and the ice cream man saw my hair and was like “oh I have something for you!” And he gave me this 😭
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Vodka Tia Moran
