infiniteescape-hihello:

demon-deans-meatstick:

huntercest:

though-hell-should-bar-the-way:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

cheswinster:

#please let this be the last two words of supernatural

how about i stab you in the chest

There’s too much blood and they both know it. This is it. No more redos, no more reset buttons. Dean looks over at where Sam’s sprawled on the ground three feet away. He can barely breathe, ribs skewering his insides, and all he can taste is blood and bile. But he can still see Sammy. Even if Sam can’t see him.

His baby brother’s hazel eyes are slowing but surely glazing over. 

Dean feels it coming, the dark, it’s eating away at the corners of his eyes and his mind.  He searches for something to say, anything, everything in this last moment, but all he manages to cough out is one, final, single word. 

“Bitch.”

Sam laughs and it’s wet, hacking, his last breath. 

“Jerk,” he replies and they both know, sure as anything, that what they’re really saying is “I love you” and “See you soon.”

EJ Su S CH RIS T HW Y

we know exactly what that just said 

WHY THE FUCK 

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GROSSLY SOB WITH ME.

(Source: ramrambolton, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

“i am not at all physically attracted to you”

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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frozendailydose:

laurielleando:

Although I enjoyed the movie, I think that castle has really big management issues xD

Hahah

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usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(Source: asstroslut, via lathori)

mymistakesandretakes:
“ ohscarjo:
“ dehoppus:
“ thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:
“ Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left..
”
i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot
”
he becomes a teapot
he becomes a...

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

“NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY”

(Source: sizvideos, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

rustybirdcage:
“ bgib:
“ beastcootie:
“ Winter is coming.
”
JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE
”
#D̥͍͡O̻͖̗͙̲͇̯ ̻͎̠̳Y͈̰Ó͙U̙͉̗͓ ̨͓Ẁ̻͕̪̹͉A̲̬͡N̘N̕A̹͓͘ ̛Ḅ̱̙Ụ̞͇̗̹̺̟I҉͚L̖͎D͕ ̀Ḁ̡̹̙̝͓͍ ̛̱̦͓̣͎̲̲S͔̟̠ͅN̘̦̥̩O̬͕͓̰̩͇W͕M̱̺̰͓À͚͙N͖̣̰̮
”

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

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bitch-of-the-crossroads:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

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