my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
— Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
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a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
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Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
omg this is perfect
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woah
THIS.
THIS
Wow
It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.
this makes me so angry
Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as ‘they lead them on’ or 'did you see what they were wearing’ I casually interrupt them and ask if 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?’.
IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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one follower away from independence
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Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.
I mean-
Seriously-
Basically-
It’s pretty obvious-
That he-
IS Bruce Banner.
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“its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses” stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress
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"In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one."
—
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This.
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this is for real, very important stuff right here
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