Crawl out from your hole and get stomped you fucking nazis
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One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free
I haven’t seen this on my dash in a while and I think now is as good a time as any to tell you guys that this post got big enough to get to facebook, where it was seen by my cousin, who brought it up at a family event which ended in me defending sucking 1000 dicks to my very religious family
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children aren’t dumb. we knew that trophies meant nothing when everyone in the fucking class got one
Also who was giving out those fucking trophies? SPOILER ALERT IT WASN’T US. IT WAS YOU.
Who the fuck got trophies?? I got a piece of paper saying Participation on it with a cheap-ass shiny sticker in the corner!
Sometimes they were ribbons.
Sometimes they were just the gnawing awareness that you could never trust any praise an adult gave you.
^^^^
When I was in 7th grade, the administration at my middle school decided to make a bunch of changes to pep rallies, including changing the spirit award to the grade that showed the most school spirit to three spirit awards SO THAT EACH GRADE COULD HAVE ONE.
We decided in about 2.5 seconds that this was fucking stupid and that it was pointless to have a school-wide spirit contest IF NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO WIN. Our entire grade organized ourselves and boycotted the pep rally in protest. We still went to the pep rally, but the entire 7th grade sat quietly in the bleachers and refused to cheer or otherwise participate.
AND IT INFURIATED THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION. INFURIATED THEM.
They ended up giving one spirit award to the 8th grade and two spirit awards to the 6th grade. At which point, our entire grade stood up and cheered, and the principal screamed into her microphone that we needed to sit down and stop cheering.
Because we hadn’t broken any school rules, the administration realized they couldn’t punish us, and they changed back to one spirit award and got rid of the other unpopular pep rally changes. But they never forgave us. The principal saved up all of her anger for a year and a half and then called a special “promotion ceremony rehearsal” for our grade right before we graduated from middle school specifically so that she could spend an hour yelling at us about how THIS WAS NOT FOR US, THIS WAS FOR OUR PARENTS AND OUR TEACHERS AND THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE SCHOOL, AND IF WE FUCKED THE CEREMONY UP IN ANY WAY, SO HELP HER, SHE WOULD MAKE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL.
So, yeah, tell me again about how my generation expects trophies for participating. I dare you.
Someone somewhere has a great post about how all Millennials learned from this “everybody gets a trophy” culture foisted on us was to distrust conventional feedback methods (if everybody gets one, the system must be wrong and someone who tells me I’m good at something is probably lying). So the fact that we’re a generation filled with insecure overachievers with a well-documented lack of interest in conventional life markers is partly due to all those stupid participation trophies.
(Source: ithelpstodream, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
All the links from the White House website are gone, but the Affordable Care Act is still in effect, and you can sign up for health insurance until January 31.
Trump and his cronies may want to kill it, but that takes time (especially now that key players are waffling and the insurance industry have noticed that it will rain chaos down upon them). So sign yourself up. Get in a free checkup, a round of antibiotics, a birth control implant, while you have the chance.
If anyone needs help applying, ping me.
Todavía puede inscribirle en Obamacare. Si necesita auyuda, pídame.
Would you all mind boosting this? I don’t usually ask, but Obamacare is a big deal for me. I haven’t had to dose anyone with veterinary antibiotics in years, and I really want to keep it that way.
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Anonymous asked: Honestly more people should start saying "hey don't tell anyone the person who punched Rick Spencer was me, alright? y'all some good people" to confuse nazis who are hunting for the guy, really cliche "I'm the guy who punched the nazi" stuff but hey its funny
It was me. I punched richard spencer.
how could it have been you who punched richard spencer if i was there, being the one who punched richard spencer?
I say these two are frauds. I was the one who punched richard spencer
it’s true, I was the camera
I punched Richard Spencer.
But wait I punched Richard Spencer
maybe the real treasure was the people who punched richard spencer along the way
im the real treasure and the person who punched richard spencer
but if YOU’RE the guy who punched Richard Spencer and I’M the guy who punched Richard Spencer, then WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE?!?!?!
like/rb if u punched richard spencer
No see I was wearing my favorite generic black hoodie. Of course it was me.
‘TWAS I WHO PUNCHED RICK SPENCER
I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
magneto is the real anti-nazi icon
The one thing you can rely on in a well-written marvel comic – Magneto will go after the Red Skull when the opportunity occurs.
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That last tweet
WISE WORDS RIGHT HERE
NO NAZI’S
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If you look up ‘Cinnamon Roll’ in the dictionary, you probably will see a picture of this guy. This video is probably listed as a source.
I did not expect this video to make my day in such a positive way
This is the purest video in the world??
I smiled the entire time omg
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I will point out though that you are not a bad anti-nazi if you’re not able to physically punch nazis. That carries a ton of risks, not only physical but legal/financial, and is best left to, uh, trained experts. You’ll find your own way to bash the fash, and comrade Jeb! will be proud of you the whole way
Document and then destroy their posters, stickers, and graffiti.
Educate yourself about the nature and tactics of fascism. Learn to identify them and when you find one, tell everyone what you see.
Learn from and listen to the communities they target.
Bingo
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We should react to and freeze out nazis in the way we did TERFs.
posts by known neo-nazis should be ignored or deleted. Nazis should be blocked. Put in the comments of any such post you see “the OP is a Nazi”.
IDENTIFY & SANCTION
NO SPACE FOR NAZISMThere are people reblogging this saying “Shouldn’t we open lines of communication? Isn’t shutting out opposing viewpoints what’s led to the political divide in our country?”
No. You don’t talk with Nazis, because they want me (and maybe you) dead.
You can (and should) talk with conservatives, trying to bridge that divide by them getting to see what the world looks like to you and you getting to see what they are worried about. But you don’t do that with people who have decided you shouldn’t be allowed to live.
You shut them down. You make it clear that this is not a forum for their bullshit.
(Source: trashgender-neurotica, via lupinatic)
